A Minky is a type of vagina gremlin. Much the same as the warbling wickersham or the dribbling grackleshank they live inside afflicted female genitalia, waiting for an unsuspecting penis or inanimate object to venture closeby. As soon as the Minky detects said penetrator, they will jump out and attack it, in the case of a penis they will tickle the males bellend and try to prevent any further vaginal interaction. Minkies can affect any female at any time. The only way to get rid of a Minky infestation is to ram the tormented sexual organs with a properly prepared penis.
Friend 1: "How did your date go last night, fella?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, was good mate, until we got to it. She was riddled with Minkies! Tickled the shit out of me first time I tried to stick it in!"

Friend 1: "Ah, Rubbish! What did you do? I had to quit last time I encountered a Minky!"

Friend 2: "Only thing I could do! Fucking rammed that shit in there and saved those organs!"
viết bởi MinkyMarauder 25 Tháng sáu, 2011
minky: most Unsatisfactory.
as in: he's a minky chief

(he's a very unsatisfactory person)
viết bởi PhilLondon08 17 Tháng sáu, 2008
A peon, a lowly person who works for you.
"I'll get my minky to do all the photocopying."
viết bởi romper_lefurby 10 Tháng mười một, 2009
A replacement for the word whiny, or annoying, or bitchy
Ahh man that Minky bitch is crazy
viết bởi Speedboat enthusiast 11 Tháng mười hai, 2007
1. Minky = a pretty fanny, vagina, or a pretty lady

2. Minky mouse = tampon
Why thats a lovely Minky you've got there!

I need a Minky Mouse!
viết bởi Kathryn Waterson 18 Tháng mười, 2007
A Sexy girl that wants men only for their money so they can buy themselves a mink coat.
Yo son don't mess with that minky. She wants that fur.
viết bởi Cpluscote 06 Tháng mười, 2007
Another word for Monkey. used by Clouseau in the Pink Panther
What a nice Minky you have there!
viết bởi albion-bh 19 Tháng chín, 2007

Tin thường nhật

Vui lòng cho biết email của bạn để nhận Từ vựng của Urban mỗi sáng nhé!

Địa chỉ daily@urbandictionary.com sẽ gửi thư cho bạn. Chúng tôi cam kết sẽ không để xảy ra tình trạng gửi thư rác vào hộp mail của bạn.

×