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1.
verb: to use a board, wooden spoon, hairbrush, bathbrush and the like to spank a naughty girl on her bare ass.
i turner her over my knee and paddled her raw!
viết bởi Anonymous 07 Tháng chín, 2003
 
2.
A wooden slab used to beat incoming freshman to initiate them.
We should start the tradition of beating freshman with a paddle, just like in dazed and confused.

Ya dude that would be totally badass.
viết bởi Swat23 03 Tháng một, 2006
 
3.
A video game controller, originates from PONG, the first video game ever.
The XBOX 360 is the first game system to come out the box with wireless paddles.
viết bởi wakamusha 20 Tháng ba, 2007
 
4.
A place in the dark depths of Pembroke, Pembrokeshire where you can catch crabs and gonorrhea from just breathing. A nightclub in which you have to be 18 to enter, however paddling 14 year olds are subsequently let in for 'looking' 18 because the bouncers are ill-educated twats who need their glasses fixed. Once inside a rare sight will be seen, the inhabitants of Pembroke and Pembroke Dock (sometimes even Haverfordwest) all 'getting low' to Flo Rida in one big clan. It is the one place where married 40 year olds can go and pull a naive 14 year old and be no consequences.
girl1: I'm 14, and i go to paddles!
girl2: Me to, cause i'm from Monkton!
girl3: Same, i got there to get totally taken advantage of by some 40 year old man while i'm drunk after my 2 WKD's!

guy1: you paddling it this weekend?
guy2: no, i actually like the way my healthy dick looks!
viết bởi flooooo 25 Tháng năm, 2009
 
5.
a not at all gay punishment for any wrong doing or paddle rule breaking offences where the victim/paddlee gets their bare ass slapped with a shoe or trainer of the paddlers choice.
Air Force Ones particularly hurt.
Guy 1:"Ha, thats 10 - 0. Thats means i owe you a paddle, bro!"

Guy 2:"Ha, you just said "Bro" again so i owe you a paddle aswell."

Guy 1: "Shit."
viết bởi Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard 01 Tháng sáu, 2004
 
6.
a videogame controller
Hand me the other paddle.
viết bởi Eugene 16 Tháng mười hai, 2005
 
7.
A greek mythological figure, the most beautiful man ever to grace this Earth, legend has it he is 19 inches
Zeus: Trust me, I'm like 12 inches
Aphrodite: Pfff, you oughta see Paddles, He's a real man

Modern day: 'That guy's a Paddles!'
viết bởi Paddles01 16 Tháng chín, 2008