Theo dõi Vietnamese
tìm từ bất kỳ, như là tittybong:
the ability to spoonfeed the masses bullshit and make them think they are eating sugar, no matter what side you are on
If you beleive Bush is not in bed with Clinton then you have no idea what politics are all about
viết bởi MEATLOGO 20 Tháng hai, 2006
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Poli: Many
Tic(k)s: Bloodsucking creatures.
= Many bloodsucking creatures.
Why is it that mankind will tear down a living leader, but revere a dead one? See George Bush.

-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...
viết bởi Phrigajiblenoghip 25 Tháng năm, 2004
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Democrats: "Whales can fly"
Republicans: "Giraffes are purple"

normal person: "what the fuck?"

brainwashed citizen: "If you don't even vote then you don't have any right to talk about politics"
normal person: "My god,earth is really an insane asylum!"
viết bởi bbbbbbbbbbbb 31 Tháng ba, 2005
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1. the one and only place on earth where "My Esteemed Colleague" means "This Prick Here."

2. the place where "they" (see politicians) tell me how screwed up i am, and immediately thereafter demand 44% of my screwed-uppedness.
Senate, White House, House of Representatives.
viết bởi the dude who sits in the corner and plays cards 01 Tháng ba, 2004
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To lie
Im going to politics this test!
viết bởi Pulid 08 Tháng mười hai, 2002
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A summary of American politics goes as follows IMHO:

A Republican thinks he is doing the will of God.

A Democrat thinks he IS God.
Republican: This is what Jesus would want! Bombings, oil pipelines, war, huge deficits...surely God agrees with the PNAC mission statement for America to dominate the world!

Democrat: If Jesus were alive today, he would be a Democrat, because He was incapable of sin, just like all Democrats are! We Democrats exist solely oppose the evil, satanist Nazithuglikkkanazis, just like Jesus!
viết bởi Duck Mama 15 Tháng ba, 2005
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The art of making it look like you are actually helping those that your represent in a government organization while actually creating more problems and blaming them on other politiicans so you can get re-elected.
Politics is the root of all evil.
viết bởi jondapicam 05 Tháng mười một, 2003
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The cage which houses monkeys and snakes. See political party.
viết bởi AYB 27 Tháng tư, 2003
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