Faced with an uncomfortable situation, to politely excuse oneself to the bathroom, only to never return.
It was the blind date from hell ... musky cologne, piece of spinach in his teeth, talking continuously about his ex-girlfriend ... so I went for a shampoo.
viết bởi Punch-in-the-face 08 Tháng ba, 2010
When you drink a LOT one night, and then the next day you drink a little but get very drunk. Just like when you shampoo and you just use a little bit and get tons of suds.
I only drank a beer but I shampooed from last night. I'm wasted !
viết bởi Oshkosshbygosh 27 Tháng tư, 2014
Used when going to the toilet just to catch a break, without taking a dump. Poopretending
"My girlfriend was so annoying last night, I had to go sham poo."

"I hate my job, the only break I get is when I sham poo"

"On an airplane I go sham pooing just to give my legs a stretch"

"Oh God, your crap smell all the way out here" "Your mind plays tricks on you, I just sham pooed"
viết bởi legolas1890 06 Tháng tám, 2013
when your completely legit about something sexual.
Wanna Fuck?
Dude I'm Shampoo
viết bởi Gabrielleisalwaysright 06 Tháng sáu, 2011
A name used for a certain creed or race when you are surrounded by them and dont want to offend or be politically incorrect toward them.
Damn, all these shampoo's are hangin' out on Beale Street cause they are too cheap to pay the cover charge to get in the bars.
viết bởi Tha Orthodonist 26 Tháng bảy, 2010
A disguise for your alcohol.
Hey! Can I use your shampoo? I'm really thirsty!
viết bởi drewsopher 18 Tháng mười một, 2011
champagne (either an altering or, a comparison of the bubbles to the foam produced by shampoo)
I almost forgot the shampoo.
viết bởi The Return of Light Joker 22 Tháng tư, 2010

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