square of soft paper used to remove feces from one's anus.
The men's restroom did not have enough shit tickets to clean my ass!.
viết bởi dronp 30 Tháng mười, 2010
A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.
DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!
viết bởi Slashedace 04 Tháng tư, 2011
The common house hold tolite paper
I need to buy more shit tickets
viết bởi Napleo 09 Tháng sáu, 2009
Another name for toilet paper
Hey Derek were out of shit tickets can you grab me some?
viết bởi jonhboy 02 Tháng tám, 2014
(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.
"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."
viết bởi Department of Behavioral Hell 23 Tháng tám, 2015
Another word for Toilet Paper. Also known as "Asswipe" (pronounced As-weep-eh)
Mark (from inside the bathroom): HONEY! GET ME MORE SHIT TICKETS!
viết bởi Shabangshwa95<3 13 Tháng hai, 2009
Anything that is good in a homeless man's imagination
viết bởi Greg stegs 02 Tháng hai, 2010