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The most common occurance of shomitting usually happens after or during a heavy night of drinking. The excess alcohol causes the victim to power spew. As the abdominal muscles contract in an effort to expell all your stomach contents out your mouth, unfortunately this abdominal contraction also encourages any poop chambered in your chute to also be expelled at the same time....

Can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from IBS.
Jenny: I need to spew

John: I'll hold your hair back

Jenny: Aaaaaarrghhhhh

John: Holey shit, did you just shomit....that's disgusting.
viết bởi Lenbot 12 Tháng hai, 2010
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To throw up while shitting on the toilet or anywhere else.
"Hey uh Bill, I just took a shomit in your pillow case" exclaimed James.
viết bởi PJ 26 Tháng bảy, 2003
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To shit and vomit at the same time
After eating Chinese and two Cokes at the Klimax Klub, I had the sudden urge to shomit all over the place.
viết bởi Jean-Claude van Damme 18 Tháng tám, 2006
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The act of vomiting up feces after consuming it.
I just watched my dog shomit all over my new rug.
viết bởi Ray Ray's teacher 23 Tháng hai, 2012
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The definition of the word Shomits is taking a shit and vomiting at the same time.
He woke up 7:30 am Sunday morning after drinking a lot Saturday night. He started to take a shit and in the middle had to vomit, immediately following he continued shitting. Now that is what I call a serious case of the Shomits.
viết bởi Mackinaw 10 Tháng sáu, 2013
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An Indian guy who is totally awesome, extremely smart, scorching hot, likes using 'shit' metaphors, makes you laugh and makes you believe in guys and happiness again. CAUTION: He WILL blow you mind.
Girl 1: Dude, my boyfriend is so awesome!
Girl 2: Wow! You're dating a Shomit!
viết bởi atikna 22 Tháng sáu, 2010
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To shit and vomit at the same time, often as an expression of extreme disgust
That song was so bad i shomited
viết bởi sir psycho 11 Tháng một, 2005
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