Top Definition

statistics is a branch of science which deals with data collection,presentstion,analysis, and drawing conclusion for any problem under study.

science without statistics bears no fruit

statistics without science has no root

statistics without science has no root

viết bởi farooqi
29 Tháng bảy, 2006

2

The study of percentages, bars, graphs, and charts, all in an attempt to make some sort of logical conclusion out of a bunch of numbers so that even more percentages, bars, graphs, and charts can be made.

Statistics may not be of practical use in everyday life, unless you own a casino.

viết bởi AYB
29 Tháng bảy, 2003

3

The mathamatical study of the distribution of data on any subject to prove any point you're trying to make, when whining about it doesn't work.

39% of all statistics are made up.

viết bởi jt
14 Tháng bảy, 2003

4

Bullshit alot of the time.

Most of the time, statistics are bullshit.

viết bởi Clinker
16 Tháng sáu, 2008

5

An excuse for your teams shortcummings in big games.

Me: told you Boise would beat your asses

Virginia Tech fan: so what, statistics show blah blah blah (useless info)

Me: YOU STILL LOST

months later..

Me: Stanford will clobber you

same fan: we have the best offense in the acc we'll win

days later...

Me: told you so

same fan: well statistics show.....

Me: jesus christ

Virginia Tech fan: so what, statistics show blah blah blah (useless info)

Me: YOU STILL LOST

months later..

Me: Stanford will clobber you

same fan: we have the best offense in the acc we'll win

days later...

Me: told you so

same fan: well statistics show.....

Me: jesus christ

viết bởi 87fan
26 Tháng năm, 2011

6

also known as a useless subject one is forced to do to complete one's degree in Capitalism 1001 so one can get a piece of paper at the end of four years to be part of a globalised world so one can feed one's children (if one chooses to have any) and live happily ever after.

so if one does not do statistics one will lead a sad and lonely life.

so if one does not do statistics one will lead a sad and lonely life.

look at all the happy people, want to know their secret? its statistics.

viết bởi vijekoon
13 Tháng mười, 2005

7

The scientific way to say I am not sure

Statistics is like saying: There is 30% chance it will rain, 70% chance it will not rain, but I am not certain if its going to rain.

viết bởi allegro_perth
23 Tháng tư, 2011