Place to get a mail order bride.
I couldn't get laid in the 'States so I ordered my wife from Thailand.
viết bởi the bg 21 Tháng tám, 2004
1) a country in asia... thats fucknig awesome.
2) a joke you play on your friends, usually guys.
1) thailand woman: lets smoke, drink and have sex with my hot sister!
2) me: whats the capitol of thailand?
him: er...
me: BANGKOK! *punch in the nuts*
viết bởi fanatacist 24 Tháng bảy, 2004
A country that has been exploited by greedy westerners.
Property for Sale in Rawai, Phuket, Thailand.
viết bởi loei 02 Tháng một, 2008
Part of the golden triangle. Famous for it's golden beaches, exotic cuisine and it's women.
Thai people do not look Chinese or Japanese or Korean.
Desperate western men go there to seek happiness.
Desperate old western man: "I used to live in Thailand. Wonderful place."
viết bởi Philo** 14 Tháng tư, 2009
A country from South East Asia that stole from neighboring countries through out the centuries. Such as the glass Buddha from Laos that supposedly FLEW to Thailand and is now chained down so that it wont ever FLY back home. Now trying to say Angkor Wat in Cambodia belonged to the Thai. Funny because the Khmer Empire is older than Siam. Another funny thing is... Why do people in North Eastern Thailand (e-san) speak Laos? um.. maybe it's because their ancestors and the land they stand on today are from the Lao kingdom of Lan Xang.

FUN FACTS: 90% of Thai's are ladyboys. So, if you order'd your bride from there. 90% chance you order'd a ladyboy.
Friend: I just plagiarized my essay for English class.

Me: Thats hella Thailand
viết bởi LanXangForever 24 Tháng tư, 2011
A country in Asia where elephants are considered humans.
My wife is a thai elephant!
viết bởi bamb00 10 Tháng năm, 2005
A country where dishes are prepared as follows:

1. Walk down the neighborhood grabbing anything (living/non-living/etc.) you can lay your hands on.

2. Come home with your booty and dump the stash in a huge bowl of hot water.

3. Boil the stuff for a randomly chosen length of time.

4. Invite your mates over, grab the nearest peice of wood (to be used as sticks) you can find and swallow with your eyes closed.

5. Walk away from the table as if nothing had happened.
A good outcome of the above recipe is "Paad Thai" probably the yuckiest dish ever prepared in the history of Homo Sapiens.
viết bởi Vinaya HS 28 Tháng tư, 2005

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