tìm từ bất kỳ, như là plopping:
 
1.
Tiny bipolar humans under the age of 3, who can swing rapidly between endearingly cute antics and screaming, kicking, biting fits of rage. Completely unpredictable and often unintelligible lovable little walking blessings/nightmares disguised as tiny human beings with giant heads. Prone to selective hearing and repeating overheard curse words at inopportune moments. More dangerous when traveling in packs. Evolutionarily speaking, it is ridiculous that humans have the ability to reproduce fast enough to be the parent of more than one toddler at a time.
"Do you think you'll have more children?" "Well, even if I survive my two toddlers, FUCK No!" (Did I just say that out loud?) "Chloe, don't repeat that at grandma's!"
viết bởi megagogy 16 Tháng hai, 2008
 
2.
the act of making someone look like a toddler. Most commonly associated with FIFA when one player dribbles another player's defence, or scores a very nice or fancy goal
Damn, my skills made your defence look like a bunch of toddlers
viết bởi Elia Kazad 28 Tháng tám, 2010
 
3.
Little children who are not oldenough to talk back and give you attitude. cute and gives you a reason to relive your childhood and "not" look stupid!
Tristan is a well behaved todler.
viết bởi Havilah 05 Tháng mười hai, 2004
 
4.
1. A child between the ages of 1 and 3.
2. Someone who can not walk very well.
your grandpa is a toddler.
viết bởi BETTY CROCKER 26 Tháng sáu, 2006
 
5.
Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with pimped out cartoon characters.
Why does that toddler have a cz Tweety bird chain when he makes minimum wage bagging groceries?

Somebody tell that toddler his XXXL Elmo-as-Scarface airbrushed t-shirt is not cool.
viết bởi read a book 16 Tháng hai, 2008
 
6.
(noun) a hand job so bad you can't even get your dick hard, the girl treats your dick similar to the way a young child shakes a rattle
Guy 1: Dude I took Betty home and she gave me a toddler.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1 : Yeah i didnt cum or anything it was awful, she gripped my dick too hard and beat the fuck out of it.
viết bởi Mcderbs the Great 18 Tháng tư, 2009
 
7.
Nickname given to his grandson "Todd" by Sven Holmgren in January 1978.
That's my Toddler!
viết bởi thefisher77 17 Tháng tư, 2009