An overrated actor who specializes in couch jumping, promoting $cientology and painting himself into corners with his lies and contradictions. Has had several high profile sham weddings and relationships to hide the fact that he is a homosexual.
Wow, look at Tom Cruise's new mop-top haircut. He looks like John Lennon, only with less dignity.
viết bởi Marshall Rousso 13 Tháng chín, 2006
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Overrated douchebag who practices scientology and poisons today's youth
Tom Cruise is well-known and famous for playing the sexually-frustrated homosexual aviator "Maverick" in Top Gun
viết bởi Doctor Derek M. Smart, M.D Ph.D 21 Tháng ba, 2005
Movie star who only uses 2 facial expressions in every movie he's in: smiling and not smiling.
Bad guy: I can see that your very upset.
Tom Cruise: You've never seen me...very upset.
viết bởi scuba steve 21 Tháng một, 2005
A person who will reduce themselves to doing absolutely ridiculous acts to avoid being labeled as a homosexual. These acts and publicity stunts do more damage to one's reputation than coming out of the closet would.
Tom Cruise danced around like a damn fool on the Oprah show, trying to convince us all that he just LOOOOVES Katie Holmes.
viết bởi TomIsCruisinInTheCloset 21 Tháng sáu, 2005
A Dip Shit. An advocate of the ineptly named Scientology (formed by an former science fiction writer), which chooses to ignore the sciences of Sociology and Psychology in order to please a few of its most wealthy contributors.

My psychiatric advice for Tom is that he should stick to mediocre acting in mediocre movies. Heres to you dieing of a drug OD sometime soon :).
Here we see Tom out of his natural habitat, doing a live interview with Matt Lauer. Notice how eloquent he is.

TOM CRUISE: No. No. Abs-- Matt, that is-- the-- post-- now-- now, you're talking about two different things.


Once more... Tom flexes his intellectual muscles.

TOM CRUISE: Okay. So, now you look at-- and you go okay. A-- a departure from that ideal scene is someone taking drugs, okay. And then you go, okay. What is the theory and the science behind that, that justifies that?
viết bởi Snappy 25 Tháng sáu, 2005
Exremely soluble professional couch-jumper and squinter. See asshole.
You're a jerk! Now why would you do that?
viết bởi hooptie-ryder 28 Tháng sáu, 2005
A loopy-ass muthafucka who jumps up on sofas and embarasses Dawson's girlfriend all the time. See wack.
Tom Cruise is wack. He needs to get up out of Oprah's grill and stop jumping around like a 5 year old.
viết bởi Chilla 29 Tháng sáu, 2005
Slang for insane, insanity, gone crazy.
Did you notice how Katie Holmes dissappeared from the world for two weeks? She's gone totally Tom Cruise.
viết bởi Horsiest Q. Ravishing 06 Tháng bảy, 2005

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