When you're talkin to a person, and they're not comprehending what your'e saying.
"Omg yo, ur so dumb! Turtle."
viết bởi Llened 01 Tháng mười, 2014
An amphibian that's lazy as fuck and wears a bulletproof shell on his/her back.Lives its life on land but lays eggs in water.Cold-blooded, heavy bastard that's slower than a man half-dead from work.
Look at that turtle, it's so lazy!
viết bởi TheNameIsHedvig 28 Tháng tư, 2014
A small amphibian with a hard shell and loose skin. It walks at a slow speed and can live for up to 200 years!
The turtle walk slowly across the street.
viết bởi SexyMan12271 05 Tháng mười một, 2013
A four legged beast that eats people and other creatures.
The turtle ate my children.
viết bởi The All Knowing Ninja 20 Tháng tư, 2011
a bum who only takes a shit every other hour
man that new kid is a shitty turtle
viết bởi scc12321 12 Tháng mười, 2010
Noun- walking soup mix
dude that turtle was delicious
viết bởi A Stillisano 20 Tháng mười, 2009
When a person is so drunk, they fall over and try to get up, but just rock back and forth on their back. Thus creating "the turtle"
Yo check out that chick turtleing... Should we help her? nah
viết bởi Count of Monte Cristi 06 Tháng chín, 2009