To masturbate, hold the hot dog, however you want to say it - for a man to give himself sexual pleasure. It may also be used as the object of the sentence, if a woman or gay man holds their partner's genitals in a position to make them cum.
I wank off when I think about fucking Sophia.
viết bởi GuidoPosse69 08 Tháng hai, 2005
A competition of who can wank the longest, at full speed, without cumming.
11 years and younger can't play cause they never will cum.
viết bởi bastardized bottomburp 28 Tháng năm, 2003
1. a wanking competition
2. tossing off
3. derogatory term
1. let's have a wankoff
2. can you give me a wankoff
3. you're just a wankoff
viết bởi jaffaw 14 Tháng bảy, 2009
What I do when I look at Jodi Padecky's cute little buttcheeks.
After talking with Jodi, I always wank off on some hookers ass.
viết bởi sicko the clown 14 Tháng mười một, 2004
A high speed, pointless guitar solo. Often utilized by 80s-era hair bands. Serves no real purpose musically, except to demonstrate the technical prowess of the guitar player.
Bass player: "So, are you going to unleash any wild guitar solos on the crowd tonight, man?"

Guitar player: "Damn straight. I'm gonna wank off all over that audience, dude".

Bass player: "Sweet. Now let's get back to hoovering lines off of this hooker's ass".
viết bởi WipeOnCurtains 07 Tháng mười, 2007
To have a wank fight. You have to masturbate against another player and the winner is who lasts the longest. You must attempt to wank at at least 20 mph. Try and collect your jizz in a cup and compare to other players for more win.
"I totally kicked their asses in that wank off last night. I managed to beat 4 people in a row"
viết bởi XavierPoop 29 Tháng một, 2014
A funny but not mean way of saying something like "fuck off" for example.
Wank off Ian!
viết bởi KiBeCh 28 Tháng một, 2009

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